The Moon is a Jerk

Moon, I barked at you

Did you learn nothing from the

Plane? It heard. And left.

Moon, you are a jerk.

Don’t you know I need to poop?

But no, I must bark.

Moon, hear this now: bark!

Mama yells: shut up Magnum!

Go potty, Magnum!

Mama, please give up:

Did you learn nothing from the

Moon? I barked; it hid–

–behind the clouds: Bark!

We are safe: Bark! Now I spin.

Now I poop. Jerk moon…